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Am I a GWC?

You might be asking yourself this question about now. The answer is fairly easy to determine, you just need to be a bit honest with yourself, and it more or less boils down to "should I be spending my money on camera equipment or on lap dances at the local strip club?"

You may be a GWC if:
  • You take your wallet to the pre-shoot meeting instead of your portfolio
  • Your studio is a bedsheet hung up in your apartment
  • Most of your shoots include a bed, but you don't shoot for Sears
  • The sheets are never changed
  • You find yourself saying "all the fashion models pose topless"
  • Or "let's see what it looks like with one more button undone"
  • Or "try this one on, I think it will show off your figure better"
  • "Make love to the camera baby"
  • "Can you do your own makeup?"
  • You figure the model will enjoy a nice glass of wine to start off
  • You own a collection of lingerie that doesn't fit your wife... or you
  • You figure "lighting" means pop up the camera flash
  • And "creative lighting" means turn on the table lamp
  • You have 234 models and 3 poses in your portfolio
  • None of those models has ever asked for a print
  • None of those models are male
  • You don't allow escorts because they distract the model
  • You figure it's your job to tuck those puppies back into that skimpy top
  • You call breasts "puppies"
  • You spend the entire shoot with an erection
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